When you soap a mommy's windows...

(with sincere apologies to the author of "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie")
When you soap a mommy's windows, she'll head outside with a squeegee and bucket.
When she heads outside, she'll see that the living room window really can come apart.
When she takes the window apart, she'll see that the window sill is really, really dirty.
When she climbs up on the couch to vacuum the window sill, she'll absentmindedly set the vacuum down on the couch.
When she sets the vacuum on the (new) couch, it will rip/burn a hole in the cushion.

So, don't soap windows.  Who knows what havoc you're wreaking in some poor person's house?